Mar 28, 2022 · Kyle: More like a match made in hell. Cartman: Your mom came from hell because she's a bitch. Kyle: I will fucking kill you if you call my mom a bitch one more time! Cartman: Okay, geez! I need to figure out what she like so we can be happy together. Kyle: Dude, you're a racist psychopathic monster who has killed tons of innocent people. Summary: It's always the same . . . but Kyle doesn't care. Really. Stan X Kyle. Rating: K+ Genre: Angst/Romance Pairing: StanKyle . . . Style! Author's Notes: Although I think Stan actually looks somewhat cute when he goes goth in the episode "Raisins," I don't think he would go goth every time Wendy dumped him in the future (which we all know ...South Africa is famous for its former president, Nelson Mandela, Kruger National Park and a variety of gem stones and minerals. Approximately 50 percent of the world’s gold reserve...One day, he struggles to hide his feelings, and Kenny finds out. Kyle x Cartman. Kyman aka Cartyle. This fanfiction contains somewhat coarse language and BL or Boy's Love. NO SMUT! Canon ages. The kids are still 8-10 in this fanfic. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews ...Stan has a present for Kyle. Cute, slashy fluff, short, written for Kyle's birthday. Happy b-day Kyle! ... This is the first South Park fanfic I have ever written, 'cause I'm a newb. God I wish I'd started watching this show sooner. XP So, comments and/or (helpful, not mean) criticism would be nice.Oneshot. The Day Kyle Broflovski Slipped Away: A South Park Fanfic. Stan Marsh sat in the doctor's office waiting for a report on his best friend, Kyle Broflovski. Last week, Kyle got sick from kidney failure and was rushed to the hospital. Stan stood up as the doctor came in. "Hello, Stan." "Hi," he sighed.Hurt By: Ben Barrett. Stan struggles with a bad drug addiction that threatens to destroy his marriage to Kyle. StanXKyle. Oneshot. Songfic. Contains SLASH. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Angst - Stan M., Kyle B. - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 4, 2007 - Status: Complete - id: 3522729. + -. A Note From ...Anyways the fist part goes like this: Kenny was going out with Kelly until Kelly cheated on him , so then Kenny decided to get into a relationship with Kyle. later when Kyle and Kenny were madly in love, Kenny found out that Kelly still loved him, and he started having feelings for Kelly again. then when the time came to decide between Kyle and Kelly, Kenny …Kenny laughed a little. "See, you're doing it right now" Kyle denied it completely. "Dude, you're such a girl! You are literally being a girl right now". Kyle just crossed his arms and turned away from him, trying to ignore him now. Then, Kenny came up with them most awesome way to show it ever. "Hold on, I'll be right back!"Oh fuck, that was cute, but still, the answer is no. "Okay, fine, but I'll tell you in the morning when you've sobered up." Kyle smiled. Before he could say or do anything else, he passed out on Eric's couch from the alcohol. Kyle awoke in a bedroom with the sunlight shining its blinding rays in his eyes and a terrible headache.Kyle shouted "Hey guys...fat-ass" he said snickering "Hey! Don't call me fat!" Cartman shouted "hey Kenny this is Jess, she's new" Stan elbowed him in the ribs playfully, I turned and took a step forward to introduce myself, I soon found myself falling towards Kenny, oh my god I just tripped he must think I'm a id- hey he's cute I thought to ...At first, the blonde boy assumed he imagined the voice, so wrapped up in his own thoughts and desires for Kyle to love him just like he loved Kyle. But soon, that fiery hair clouded Kenny's vision and Kyle stood next to the bed, shirtless and shaking slightly. Kenny sighed. He really, really wanted to touch Kyle's skin right now.The story will be told from Kyle's and Stan's perspectives in an alternating pattern (Ch. 1 - Kyle, Ch. 2 - Stan, Ch. 3 - Kyle, etc.), and the narrative will be largely linear, though some of the chapters will prominently feature flashbacks for the sake of providing backstory. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this story. Kenny laughed a little. "See, you're doing it right now" Kyle denied it completely. "Dude, you're such a girl! You are literally being a girl right now". Kyle just crossed his arms and turned away from him, trying to ignore him now. Then, Kenny came up with them most awesome way to show it ever. "Hold on, I'll be right back!" Nosophobia is fear of being sick. It seems incomplete, but that's because it's a twoshot. Style. Nosophobia. He who fears to suffer, suffers from fear. ~French Proverb. "I'm not sick!" Kyle slurred, struggling weakly against Kenny's arms, striking out at random. His face was deathly pale, his limbs were weak and shaky, and his eyes, clouded and ...Timmy cried, complimenting the New Kid in his own unique was of speaking. "If only we could hear a bit more from him," Kenny murmured, his speech as muffled as ever by his hood. "Oh come on! Stop kidding yourselves, you guys! Quit kissing the New Kid's ass!" All eyes turned to Cartman upon hearing his sudden outburst.Oneshot. The Day Kyle Broflovski Slipped Away: A South Park Fanfic. Stan Marsh sat in the doctor's office waiting for a report on his best friend, Kyle Broflovski. Last week, Kyle got sick from kidney failure and was rushed to the hospital. Stan stood up as the doctor came in. "Hello, Stan." "Hi," he sighed.My mom's happiness dwindled into a deep depression and. I don't know what to do for her. Everything is hurting my head. How is Kyle? I should call him. He's lonely. He's gone. They dismembered him. I miss him. Where's Cartman? He overdosed, huh? Should I kiss Kenny and Craig today? They're cute. South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ... Fantasy Romance. I love you more than the others. I haved always loved you, since the moment i laid eyes on you. No one else besides me will ever love you as much or the way I love you. That's why if I ever see another man with you I might KILL them. I don't really care how much blood will come out or how ma...Kyle: BUT THAT WOMAN WILL, SO IT'S BETTER I JUST STOP YOU! Stan: I guess that makes sense. Kyle: *tackles Stan to the ground* Run away, Eric! Stan: *falls to ground*. Kyle: E-Eric, why aren't you running? Cartman: Because of you! Kyle: I'll be fine, now, just go! Cartman: NO. Kyle: Please, Eric, I don't know how much longer I can keep Stan down ...Puppy Love By: Nothing20i99249252. A new girl moves to south park and steals Kyle's heart then Kyle gets attacked by a beast causing him to live a double life but what happens when his secret life clashes with his normal causing more problems that Kyle never expected. I'M SURE THE STORY IS BETTER THAN THE SUMMARY.Kyle has a secret that's stopping him from telling Stan how he feels, but when Stan tells him his feelings, Kyle will risk rejection to let him know he feels the same. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6885390So, yeah. God appeared.. and he stands there in only his boxers with the cute little blue kitties from that one cat movie. It was a Disney movie, so shut up. "Dude," God-- I mean, Kenny, states, "Are we gunna continue Strip Monopoly or not? I really wanna fuck Butters already! Well, once I get him out of that girly shirt." Kyle facepalmed.Kyle has his favorites like United Premier 1K and World of Hyatt Globalist, but you might be surprise by some of his other favorite elite status tiers. As the sun sets on 2022, I'm...Kyle has a secret that's stopping him from telling Stan how he feels, but when Stan tells him his feelings, Kyle will risk rejection to let him know he feels the same. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Kyle B., Stan M. - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Status: Complete - id: 6885390South Park Teen Years By: GhostKaiser23. South Park, a glorious carefree mountain town... Yeah, we all know the place is fucked up. Follow Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman as they have grown older, now having to think of their future while discovering more about themselves... And dealing with their homes insanity.And why is the only one who will listen to Kyle is Cartman? A/n: I first had this on one of my Wattpad accounts. Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B. - Chapters: 49 - Words: 60,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2020 - Published: 10/21/2019 - id: 13414901Blue Balls By: Azu Luna. Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: Dec 6, 2005 - Status: Complete - id: 2690928 ...Kyle observed as he shut his locker and started to walk towards his Physics class. "Why bother? It's the last day before break," Stan shrugged and grinned, pausing when they reached the door to Kyle's classroom and leaning casually against the door frame. "Meet you in the usual spot and I'll-" "We'll check the mail together," Kyle finished with ...One day, he struggles to hide his feelings, and Kenny finds out. Kyle x Cartman. Kyman aka Cartyle. This fanfiction contains somewhat coarse language and BL or Boy's Love. NO SMUT! Canon ages. The kids are still 8-10 in this fanfic. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews ...Kyle has been thinking of David for a while and wants to make thigns official with him but he is scared to. KYVID Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2016 - id: 12100025Kyle's New Groove. Disclaimer: I've never owned South Park A/N: Just something cute and sweet after the angst-ridden job that was "No Grave is Rich" Just a couple notes: "I hate life…and I'm banging your mom" is not a real song (to the best of my knowledge) so just think an angrier than usual Black Sabbath on crack.Hope everyone enjoys. Summary: Kyle's changed and everyone's taken notice.He glanced at the doctor, who nodded and entered the room with the pill. "Here you go Kyle. Take this now." Kyle sighed, but swallowed the pill docilely. Stan smiled at him, and felt his friend's grip on him relax. On impulse, he leaned over and pressed a kiss to Kyle's cheek, a gentle brush of lips on skin.Chapter 1: Preamble. Not much had changed for the South Park youth over the years. Although they were lucky enough that most of their grade got along with one another, there were certain separations, but they had become a lot more mixed than when they were kids. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were still one solid group although Cartman kept ...South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: Dec 1, 2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete. Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes.The Helicoverpa caterpillar’s cuteness may only be surpassed by its surprising lethality. The Helicoverpa caterpillar’s cuteness may only be surpassed by its surprising lethality. ...Go to FanFiction r/FanFiction • by krigsgaldrr. View community ranking In the Top 1% of largest communities on Reddit. South Park Kenny/Kyle fic . Hello everyone! I know there's a very slim chance of anyone having this, but a loooong time ago on ff.net there was a South Park fic called This is Fact, Not Fiction and it was a Kenny/Kyle fic ...a new boy comes to south park will he replace Kyle stan's best friend read and find out the first chapter is not the best i just had to start it if any ideas let me know Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Romance - Kyle B., Stan M. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/2 ...StanxKyle stuffs. Follow . Focus: Cartoons South Park, Since: 04-25-08. Founder: Seraphic Dragon - Stories: 39 - Followers: 8 - id: 57848. All of my fave StanxKyle fics placed in one convenient location. At all the local Targets. Jk. Because of Love by TheXYZ reviews. Sacrifice is a very strange thing.After the long string of words, Cartman hurriedly started for the window with the magazine in hand. A gasp hitched in his throat as a forearm flung around his neck and he was suddenly pulled into a headlock by Kyle. "Give it back," Kyle growled through his teeth. Cartman squirmed under his smaller friend's grasp.Ike nodded, clambering onto Kyle's bed as he did. The older Broflovski wrapped his arms around the smaller, dark-haired boy, gently stroking his hair as he continued to read. Ike's hand clasped at Kyle's mitten-covered fingers, encouraging them to entwine them with his own. Ike's fingers played with the buttons on Kyle's shirt….Pretty Boy, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Pretty Boy By: Nico C-137. Cartman sometimes wears stereotypically feminine clothes, and Kyle secretly finds it attractive. (Kyle/Cartman) Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 14, 2021 - id: 13881595 ...A Note From Ben: Okay, this story is very special because it's not just a oneshot. I wrote this one for two reasons: 1) I needed a good story to commemorate the 1-year anniversary of my debut on FFN with "I Do Not Love You". 2) When I was looking up South Park fan videos on YouTube, I came across one called The Day Kyle Slipped Away and fell ...South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: Dec 1, 2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete. Nineteen years after the murder of Stan and his family, Kyle is forced to return to Colorado, where the ghosts of the past still linger. Mature themes.Eric gets a new girl in this story by a first time writer from the LHS Writing Lab. South Park: Cartmen's new friend. One morning Cartmen, Kyle, Stanley, and Kenny was at the bus stop when a girl with nice long hair and a very cute face. "Hey guys, who's she," Cartmen asked. "We don't know. Why do you want to know fat a" Kyle said.The day of the contest arrives and I'm sitting in the cafeteria at a lunch table with Stan, Kyle and Cartman, still having yet to receive a text from Tweek today. I can't help but frown looking down at my phone. "So what's been going on with you lately Kenny?" Stan asks. I look up and put my phone in my coat pocket. "Huh?" I respond.The sudden hormonal changes in the South Park girls have gone out through the roof as they became infatuated with the boys. The boys could not have prepared for what was going to happen to them and did not see it coming at all. " Dude what's with those girls!" Clyde rubbing lip stick marks from his face. " This is why I never hang with girls!"Kyle continued his noises and twitches as I rubbed at his bottom and length. That combination had to be unbearable, and I was amazed he had held out that long. Kyle was always full of surprises, but the one that really left me speechless was the one that followed after I lowered him back on the bed. In between loud moans and sighs, I heard it.Kyle looked up in to Stan's blue eyes and blushed as his heart beat speed up. The kitten nuzzled into Kyle's chest and his bandaged arms warped protectively over the grey ball of fur. Stan let his eyes fall onto a bandage that covered the right side of Kyle's pretty face and also took note of his bandaged wrist.Kyle had found his way into the hospital after the incident on Wednesday. That night I had called 911, and had laid with him until the incompetent and impromptu paramedics arrived. I learned some things about mine and Kyle's friendship that night, despite the fact that very few words were shared between us and Kyle was more or less unconscious.After school Kyle would hang out with his girlfriend Heidi, who was the only one who still respected him. They would have their dates at the park and Tweek coffee. Kyle would go home, play on the XBOX with Ike for a bit and than go to bed. His Mom Shiela doesn't know what to do with his Dad Gerald, ever since Ike told her the truth.South Park: Post COVID Another Story By: Gameshowkidd. Years after the Pandemic ends. Heidi Turner is called back to South Park to reconnect with old friends. But when a new threat arises, she must put her past behind her in order to prevail. Rated: Fiction M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,067 - Reviews: 22 ...'How's a scrawny thing like Kyle supposed to support your fat ass?' Kenny sniggers. I can practically hear Cartman's teeth grinding together as he replies. 'Kenny, I swear to fucking God, I'll-' Kenny cuts him off. 'You'll what? Sit on me? Or would you prefer to do that to Kyle?' He glances at me, eyebrow raised. 'Seriously dude, I dunno how ...Oh fuck, that was cute, but still, the answer is no. "Okay, fine, but I'll tell you in the morning when you've sobered up." Kyle smiled. Before he could say or do anything else, he passed out on Eric's couch from the alcohol. Kyle awoke in a bedroom with the sunlight shining its blinding rays in his eyes and a terrible headache.Oneshot. The Day Kyle Broflovski Slipped Away: A South Park Fanfic. Stan Marsh sat in the doctor's office waiting for a report on his best friend, Kyle Broflovski. Last week, Kyle got sick from kidney failure and was rushed to the hospital. Stan stood up as the doctor came in. "Hello, Stan." "Hi," he sighed.In this story Kyle is a girl, Chef is the leader of a cult called the Bunnylicker Cult, and Kyle also has a twin sister he didn't know about. I hope you can comprehend such immense AWESOMENESS! Kyle's Pov: "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, WAKE UP!" Sheila yelled. "What. Its Sunday what's wrong." Kyle said.You probably want to know his secret, well Kenny is a girl. Kenny when she was a child wore her brother's old parka and was called Kenny instead of her real name, Kennae, so people just thought she was a boy. Kenny woke up then ate a partly frozen waffle. So far, it's a normal day. Karen was texting her friends about God know what, and Kevin ...Cartman pulled Kyle up, muttering something like "stupid Jew." He then pulled Kyle over to the already over crowded table "sit Jew!" he pushed Kyle down in between Kenny and Butters. Ngu handed Kyle his lunch, smiling, instead sitting on Butters lap, which caused the other to blush. Kyle just looked at them with question.South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut is a 1999 American adult animated musical comedy film based on the animated sitcom South Park.The film was directed by series creator Trey Parker from a screenplay co-written with series co-creator Matt Stone and Pam Brady; and stars Parker, Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, and Isaac Hayes, all of whom reprise their roles from the series, with George Clooney, Eric ...Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. ... Fanfiction! Onward ho! Short Stories with Tragic Endings. Kyle. I'm starting to think that maybe agreeing to spend the night at Stan's won't be such a great ..."I wish I could do that Kyle, it's just… Cartman risked his life to save her, I know his last wish would have been to have her back in South Park safe." "Yeah your right and Butter's has to go. I'll stay back." "No, I can't let another one of my friend's die. You go, I'll stay." I give Butters and Heidi a train ticket.Short Stories with Tragic Endings By: Faery Goddyss. Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.Fantasy Romance. I love you more than the others. I haved always loved you, since the moment i laid eyes on you. No one else besides me will ever love you as much or the way I love you. That's why if I ever see another man with you I might KILL them. I don't really care how much blood will come out or how ma...Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jan 22, 2009 - Status ...The Marvelous Adventures of South Park is a fanfiction series created by moonsth3tic. It follows the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and other children, like Robyn (My OC). The series mainly focuses on humor, comedy and parodying popular culture. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 2,455 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 ...I love you too Kyle xo. You complete me, I am so happy that you are mine :D. Aww Ky, you are so cute. Stan you're making me blush! _ You're so cute when you blush =P "What's that you got there Kyle?" Mr Garrison questioned, he'd seen Stan passing me the note. "Nothing Mr Garrison!" I lied.Stan writes a list of why he loves Kyle, the ups and downs Style. 1. He is so energetic. Stan's blue eye stared into Kyle's green eyes. One of Kyle's foot was on his face keeping him at a distance. "Dammit Stan I said no" Kyle growled. Stan had a hand on Kyle's lap keeping one leg down while his other leg down and flat on the bed. His other ...Fem!Kyle Broflovski. fem!Tweek Tweak. everyone else is canon gender. Suicide. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, all wrought with their own issues, are trying to make it through their second year of college. Enveloped in drama, gossip, lies, and rumors, they try to fight their temptations while proving to each other that they're bigger than their demons.Thunderstorms. The roaring sound of the thunder boomed into the sky, piercing Stan's innocent ears. He sat in the living room, staring out the window with a bored expression. He saw a streak of light, illuminate the sky and he started counting, "One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.A UFO comes to South Park and everyone is panicking, PC Principal and Jimmy work together to rid the world of ads and what happens to Stan and Kyle's friendship when "The Truth" is revealed? Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Jimmy V., Kyle B., Stan M., Gerald B. - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2019 ...By week three however, Kyle was sick of Stan. Stan used to be fun. Stan used to love him for everything he was, and vice versa. Stan and Kyle used to be best friends slash boyfriends and everything went great. A small part of Kyle was hoping Stan would be back to normal again soon, but by week four Kyle knew that probably wasn't going to happen.Kinda Cute Little Fibbers Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Kinda Cute Little Fibbers By: CherryIce1988. Kenny, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Craig were the best of friends until Kenny went missing. Now what happens 3 years later when the boys start getting creepy text messages from a mysterious "K"?"Whatever," Kyle continued, "Point is, we're getting out of town and want to know if you want to come with us. One of my dad's coworkers lent him a timeshare." "Parentals?" "None." "Seriouslaay?" Cartman swung the car into the school parking lot, making sure to park just over the line so that no one would park next to him. "Seriously."Kyle x Cartman By: heartattackkkkk. The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Kyle and Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman stays at the Broflovski's house because his mother has died and now he is as poor as his friend, Kenny. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 10 ...Mar 28, 2022 · Kyle: More like a match made in hell. Cartman: Your mom came from hell because she's a bitch. Kyle: I will fucking kill you if you call my mom a bitch one more time! Cartman: Okay, geez! I need to figure out what she like so we can be happy together. Kyle: Dude, you're a racist psychopathic monster who has killed tons of innocent people. 24 Park Road Complete Address 24 Park Road, STONEHOUSE, Gloucestershire, GL10 2DE Type Residential Property Structure Semi-Detached House Growth Rate in …Later the three watched Cartman and Marcie running and screaming "Spiders and cockroaches on us" Daniel said "that was me and started laughing". David said "that was badass of you and look their ripping off their clothes and now they're getting arrested". One week later Kyle, Daniel and David walked out of the court room and Kyle said 100 days ...It was 8 in the morning on a Sunday with a nice sunrise, the rays shinning through closed blinds leaving enough light for them to see in the mostly dark house. It was quiet and void of any sounds unless you counted their breaths and occasional quiet sips from their drinks. Kyle let out a quiet hum to Stan's words in agreement as he lifted his ...This is a bit of South Park fanfiction that I have written. Note that this is a fan continuation of the episode Ginger Cow, which aired last November. I did not like that episode at all, and Kyle being my favorite character only made it worse. This is the first chapter of a story that will focus on Kyle after the events of Ginger Cow.At first, the blonde boy assumed he imagined the voice, so wrapped up in his own thoughts and desires for Kyle to love him just like he loved Kyle. But soon, that fiery hair clouded Kenny's vision and Kyle stood next to the bed, shirtless and shaking slightly. Kenny sighed. He really, really wanted to touch Kyle's skin right now.Kyle has a dangerous secret that he can't bare having his crush, Stan, find out about. This IS a story containing eating disorders and self harm, so read at your own risk. Style, Yaoi, Wendy bashing.Kyle x Cartman By: heartattackkkkk. The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Kyle and Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman stays at the Broflovski's house because his mother has died and now he is as poor as his friend, Kenny. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 10 ...Hydrograph. Web Portal Changes: NWPS - water.noaa.gov - Officially operational on Wednesday, March 27th, 8-9am EDT. AHPS - water.weather.gov- Scheduled operations ends on Tuesday, May 28th, 2024 - the pages will automatically redirect to water.noaa.gov until May 28, 2025. Other Important URL changes - Service Change Notice 24-29.Cartoons South Park. How the Darkness Sounds By: Madam RedRose25. Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs.Fem!Kyle Broflovski. fem!Tweek Tweak. everyone else is canon gender. Suicide. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny, all wrought with their own issues, are trying to make it through their second year of college. Enveloped in drama, gossip, lies, and rumors, they try to fight their temptations while proving to each other that they're bigger than their demons.Kyle observed as he shut his locker and started to walk towards his Physics class. "Why bother? It's the last day before break," Stan shrugged and grinned, pausing when they reached the door to Kyle's classroom and leaning casually against the door frame. "Meet you in the usual spot and I'll-" "We'll check the mail together," Kyle finished with ...Kyle has a dangerous secret that he can't bare having his crush, Stan, find out about. This IS a story containing eating disorders and self harm, so read at your own risk. Style, Yaoi, Wendy bashing.Half the class started laughing at her name. It obviously was Cartman's laughed so hard that milk came out from his nose. Kyle thought, "How mean can Cartman get, sieriously I mean Paulina is so cute and looks really intellectual too for a polish person. "So Mr. Garrison put Paulina in between Kyle and Stan. At break. Stan asked, kneeling in front of Kyle, not sure exactly what to do. "Oh Stan, oh Stan," was all Kyle repeated as he reached foreword and wrapped his arms around Stan. "It's terrible, it's so horrible, I can't believe it!" Kyle continued to cry as Stan awkwardly patted Kyle's back. "I wasn't expecting it, it scared me so much!" Stan was almost ready to just take another shot, until Kyle put a hand on his shoulder. 'Come on dude, it'll be fun, we're probably just gonna mess around anyway,' Kyle tried to convince. Stan pressed his lips together. 'Fine.'. He stood up, Kyle following as they went to a small closer. 'Good luck!' 'Do it safe!'.Y/n has lived in South Park all her life, she's been friends with Stan eric Kyle and Kenny all her life too. She doesn't know what she would do without them. Back to sch... Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. Unsettled by the murky future Prince Scott's eventual ascendance to the throne might cause, the High Priests of Radioh
So, thanks everyone! This chapter is pretty long, over 6,000 words. So please do try not to fall asleep half way through like I did when I was proof-reading it. Enjoy! Chapter 10 - Better. Another week of me singlehandedly keeping Cartman satisfied has passed, and still nobody suspects a thing.Clueless Chapter 1, a south park fanfic | FanFiction. Cartoons South Park. Clueless By: letsjusttry. Stan has been dating Wendy on and off all these years. Kyle has always been …South Park - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 24, 2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete. Agent Green Ushanka is a fanfiction author that has written 13 stories for South Park.Cartoons South Park. Egg Project By: Walter Bryan Cranston White. Kyle gets paired up with Bebe causing a little bit of tension. Stan gets paired up with Wendy causing Stan to be a little overprotective. And Kenny gets paired up with Heidi, what could go wrong with that?South Park and Danganronpa crossover fanfiction archive with over 0 stories. Come in to read stories and fanfics that span multiple fandoms in the South Park and Danganronpa universe.Las Vegan Kyle Busch sailed away from Kevin Harvick after a late wreck collected several of the leaders Saturday at Kansas Speedway and finally won a NASCAR Sprint Cup race at one of three tracks t...By week three however, Kyle was sick of Stan. Stan used to be fun. Stan used to love him for everything he was, and vice versa. Stan and Kyle used to be best friends slash boyfriends and everything went great. A small part of Kyle was hoping Stan would be back to normal again soon, but by week four Kyle knew that probably wasn't going to happen.By week three however, Kyle was sick of Stan. Stan used to be fun. Stan used to love him for everything he was, and vice versa. Stan and Kyle used to be best friends slash boyfriends and everything went great. A small part of Kyle was hoping Stan would be back to normal again soon, but by week four Kyle knew that probably wasn't going to happen.Cartman's blue eyes lifted and stared into Kyle's eyes. He leaned in a bit, but he stopped about midway. He waited for a response, and Kyle responded by leaning in, but not all of the way. "Do it," Kyle whispered. Cartman slowly leaned, and then met Kyle's lips, and his hand found Kyle's cheek. Their lips melted together almost, and they ...Later the three watched Cartman and Marcie running and screaming "Spiders and cockroaches on us" Daniel said "that was me and started laughing". David said "that was badass of you and look their ripping off their clothes and now they're getting arrested". One week later Kyle, Daniel and David walked out of the court room and Kyle said 100 days ...Enjoy! Chapter 20 - Phobic. Waking up to good news is always a rare and uplifting experience. But by 9am on Saturday morning, Cartman and I had been told three separate pieces of good news in total. The first piece of news came when Cartman's cell phone rang at a little after 2am.After the long string of words, Cartman hurriedly started for the window with the magazine in hand. A gasp hitched in his throat as a forearm flung around his neck and he was suddenly pulled into a headlock by Kyle. "Give it back," Kyle growled through his teeth. Cartman squirmed under his smaller friend's grasp.Welcome Home Eric By: Jmgirl100. When Eric Cartman got fired and lost his house due to no money, after 5 years he moves back to South Park and lives with his mom. He hopes to get a job and his own place fast, but it won't be easy.Pairings- Kyman, Stenny, Kenny/Liane, onesided-Buttman. Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Eric Cartman ...In this story Kyle is a girl, Chef is the leader of a cult called the Bunnylicker Cult, and Kyle also has a twin sister he didn't know about. I hope you can comprehend such immense AWESOMENESS! Kyle's Pov: "Kyle! Kyle! Kyle, WAKE UP!" Sheila yelled. "What. Its Sunday what's wrong." Kyle said.Kyle x Heidi Part 2 By: SouthPark FanFictions. This is part 2 of my series Kyle x Heidi enjoy I have been up all night so this is a small chapter and I need sleep so I stopped writing at the end of the first sex scene enjoy! Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Heidi T. - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 ...South Park Reacts. Krys723. SUMMARY: South Park teens react to pop culture. Takes inspiration from The Fine Bros. A/N: Hey guys, I know this seems random, but I used to do this a long time ago back when I was super into The Boondocks so I thought it would be fun to do this again with South Park.If you want to vote on a topic, then leave me …Revenge of the Antichrist By: Saiyangirl692. Years after Satan rose in South Park, Gregory and Christophe have moved to Britain and have been training to become Mercenaries for a secret Guild. However, they are brought back to Colorado after Kyle e-mails them concerning murders that seemed to be a result of Supernatural forces.Kyle has been thinking of David for a while and wants to make thigns official with him but he is scared to. KYVID Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2016 - id: 12100025Stan says, poking his head out from the back door and peering into the waiting room. Kyle gets up, the sleeves of his baggy sweater sliding down over his hands. Stan meets his eyes, which are a kind of watery green, like kelp in motion. When Spencer tries to follow Kyle into the back, Stan holds out his hand.I'm there to meet Sheila Broflovski, from South Park, Colorado, mother to 10-year-old Kyle, the undisputed king of the male pageant scene, and the main focus of the documentary. I arrive at the Hilton in Houston, Texas, where the National Elite Faces pageant is being held.Kyle remembered his name; Kyle remembered him in those self declared glory days. Stan Marsh. He couldn't remember the last time they talked and the vision of him Kyle had in his mind was the spunky 15 year old - though he doubt that Stan looked the same. It's been four fucking years, my friend. Kyle didn't like thinking about Stan these days.Cartoons South Park. Kryptonite By: nek0manc3r. The Human Kite believes he's the first super hero to not have any weaknesses. Tool Shed changes his mind. One-shot, South Park: The Fractured But Whole, Style (Stan/Kyle), Light bondage, Dubcon, Lemon, M, Trigger Warning: Underage.In times of love hardship everyone calls upon Kyle to help them, first Kenny, then Craig and lastly Token, they all get their loved ones but who is there to love Kyle. Not Angst! super cute and fluffy, a nice fic about love, i promise. lots of pairings, K2, KyleXCraig, KyleXToken, Stendy, CartmanXBebe and finally Style!The blonde boy smirked. Everybody, from students to teachers, knows that Kenny McCormick is the greatest little fucker in the whole campus. He'd gotten more action in bed than anyone else. Eric Cartman, on the other hand, never really had any "experience" before, meaning Kenny has the upper hand. They were originally waiting for Stan and …Cartman pulled Kyle up, muttering something like "stupid Jew." He then pulled Kyle over to the already over crowded table "sit Jew!" he pushed Kyle down in between Kenny and Butters. Ngu handed Kyle his lunch, smiling, instead sitting on Butters lap, which caused the other to blush. Kyle just looked at them with question."Goal! South Park 1 - Devon Rangers 0. The Debutant Jamie Luther Morgan number 22, has scored a worldie from just outside the box. Great Goal For The Young Star." Mr Mackey said through the microphone making the girls cheer. "Wahoo! Go Cows!" Wendy called. ""We are Cows, proud and true! Count on South Park, moo moo moo! Goooo Cows!" The girls ...Kyle x Cartman By: heartattackkkkk. The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Kyle and Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman stays at the Broflovski's house because his mother has died and now he is as poor as his friend, Kenny. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 10 ...South Park Pairings: Kyman Bunny Creek Stendy Clyde/Rebecca One sided Bebe/Cartman Rating:M for violence,language, and possible lemons. Possible Mpreg. Creatures: Kyle: Siren/Werewolf Cartman: Werewolf Kenny: Dark Angel Butters: Light Angel Craig: Vampire Tweek: Neko Wendy: Light Elf Stan: Dark Elf Clyde: Incubus Bebe: Sucubus Rebecca: Nymph.The family relished on their new status of normality inside the house. Satisfied with the end of the conversation, they enjoyed the rest of the dinner in silence. The next morning, Shelly had just woken up. She left her room, still in her pajamas, and …Stan finds himself having to take care of his best friend after a stunt goes wrong. Yaoi, smut, and fluff. Style: Dare. "C'mon Kahl! Do it!" "Shut up, fatass!" Kyle stood on the Marshes' roof, skateboard in hand. Cartman and Stan looked on from the front yard. "All you gotta do is jump the gutter, then land on the sidewalk.Kyle POV. After I woke up, I looked to my right, and there he was, Stan, fast asleep. I smiled at him, because he looked so cute when he was asleep… Then, I heard him talk. "Lo…ve you." I blushed furiously. I didn't know who he was thinking about, but I hope it was me. While he was talking in his sleep, I shook him softly to wake him up. "H ...The Marvelous Adventures of South Park is a fanfiction series created by moonsth3tic. It follows the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and other children, like Robyn (My OC). The series mainly focuses on humor, comedy and parodying popular culture. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 2,455 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 ...A new kid that has no recollection of his past arrives in South Park with his family in hopes to start a new life. Upon his arrival, he is pulled into a game that he believes is just Dungeons and Dragons, but soon finds out it's not just a game. He will learn that the quiet little mountain town is far from normal with randomness at every turn.Kyle: Look at that! Only 5 minutes to spare! Stan: Looks like you're gonna see Bebe again in 5 minutes, Clyde. Cartman: He's gone. Kenny: (WHAT?!) Kyle: Who was watching him? Cartman: Dougie was supposed to watch him, and as usually, he fucked up! Dougie: Um, you told me to keep an eye him, you asshole! Cartman kicks Dougie in the balls.Chapter 1. I shiver, but I'm not cold. I feel brittle, like I could snap in half. "That's why you're such a snack," jokes Stan when I tell him that, but he still frowns as he rubs my back in repetitive circles. My knees are red from kneeling in front of the toilet for too long. Stan adds some quiet encouragement, though I know he ...Cartoons South Park. Unconscious Incompetence By: Winds of Inspiration. 9th Grade: Cartman and Wendy make a bet. Butters has an identity crisis. Stan refuses to believe he's having an identity crisis. Kenny decides having a future might be worth it. Kyle just wants to get out of this mountain town for good...South Park [One Shots] Fanfiction. Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk. #bebe #cartman #clyde #craig #cute #fanfiction #kawaii #kenny #kyle #love #park #reader #south #southpark #stan # ...Missing Kyle By: TheLocalAquatic. Stan's in a terrible crisis and it's all to do with his Super Best Friend, Kyle. Stan is recalling what had exactly happened to cause this emotional breakdown. Rated M for character death, and language (but not so much language). Also, the kids are twelve years old.Stan was a little jealous of Kyle. He wanted to be like Kyle but unlike Kylfootballers football. He was dating the head cheerleader Wendy. Who always usually dumbs him for somebody else. He always hates the way Wendy treats him but always melts when she plays cute with him. Wendy was a bitch. And always went to bebe for breaking up with Stan.A magical influence that allowed the South Park folk to contact aliens by dawn, summon eldritch gods by midday, bring about the largest non-war massacre in world history by evening, and be in bed by 9. People just accepted that after a while. Sean sat in the same office, swirling the same golden liquid as the same hailstorm buffeted the window ...Cartoons South Park. How the Darkness Sounds By: Madam RedRose25. Sharon and Randy get news no parent ever wants to hear, their son has been diagnosed with a serious disease. Now it takes everything for the family as well as Stan's friends to be strong for him as they all go through this difficult time. Multiple POVs.Chapter Three - Medicine. Having had an afternoon-long mental battle with myself over whether or not to run the risk of bumping into Cartman, I eventually went to Stan's house and now we're at the party. I settled on wearing an orange plaid fitted shirt with dark green jeans and a dark green beret to top it off. StanxKyle stuffs. Follow . Focus: Cartoons South Park, Since: 04-25-08. Founder: Seraphic Dragon - Stories: